Bristol Palin Song

Newsflash: Bristol Palin is pregnant.
So, she deserves a song.

It's ridiculous, and partly misdirected... in the sense that it offers sympathy and mockery.

http://srgntpepper386.fileave.com/Bristol.mp3
(thats where you can hear it)

Lyrics:
Dear Bristol, I thought of you today.
And how at best your fit of luck is a touch of grey.
A young mistake is now your opening to a world
that should have been years away.

There’s no time to be a kid.
And just grow up like the rest of us did.

Five months ago you passed a hottie in the hall,
sized you up for looks, love and all.
The kindling teenage love.
Gave him your card with nothing on, and now your belly is getting large.

Though it’s sad, you can’t go back.
Cause Momma Palin just don’t stand for that.

When innocence has gone away, you’ve got a baby on the way.
Now experience is here to stay, so think in years and forget the day.

Now with eyes on you, engagement offered you its hand
And promised to make you an adult
In a society filled with ideals and money and values:
Everything but love.

Should have taken mom’s advice.
But Abstinence-only: it only took your life.

I’ve been in your shoes, to a certain extent.
Now your path was not chosen, but one on which you’ve been sent.
And I’m not saying I think that you are just and right.
Simply sorry that you have lost your life.